Gentlemen, Ladies It is with a mixture of regret, concern, and no small amount of disbelief that I must once again issue a formal communiqué regarding the prolonged absence of His Grace, Lord René — Gentleman-at-Liberty, Of Counsel, and, for reasons still under investigation, Honorary Cultural Attaché to the Danish Realm. As previously noted, His Grace had intended to return to active Society duties this week, including final sign-off on the Elements of a Gentleman curriculum. Unfortunately, that return has been indefinitely postponed, due to what is now being described — even by traditionally neutral Swiss newspapers — as an “escalating international incident.” You will, of course, be aware of the ongoing tensions between the Trump administration and Europe over Greenland. However, few are aware that the origins of the affair lie in a private liaison between His Grace and the Greenlandic Ambassador’s wife during last month’s Reykjavik Energy & Sovereignty Summit. While the exact nature of their interaction remains diplomatically ambiguous, it reportedly involved: - a miscommunicated sauna invitation, - a ceremonial sealskin robe, and - a regrettable misunderstanding regarding personal boundaries. President Trump, upon learning of the affair via unnamed sources (believed to be a disgruntled valet), has reignited his campaign to acquire Greenland, stating publicly that “if the Europeans can’t keep their nobility under control, we’ll buy the whole damn iceberg.” NATO, rather unusually understanding the seriousness of the threat, has mobilised a small joint task force. President Trump has since threatened retaliatory tariffs on European waistcoats and foie gras. His Grace, believed to be lying low in a remote fishing lodge under diplomatic hush, is said to be “reflecting on events,” with access to limited port and no external tailoring services. Until further notice — or until NATO stands down — His Grace will remain unable to fulfil his Society responsibilities. I have therefore been entrusted to continue issuing Sunday dispatches, safeguarding the archive, and keeping the younger members away from the brandy cabinet.

I bought a solar watch a couple of years ago. The battery died about a week ago. It's really strange because I've never dealt with a watch battery dying like this before. I was told to put it in the window seal for a couple of weeks to let the battery charge. I pulled the crown out so it wouldn't try to run while charging and put it in the window seal. I tested it the other day and it seems to be working.

Black and gold today

If I’m gonna preach fire and brimstone than this is the suit to do it in !!!

Dear members. I’m please to announce our tomorrow video meeting here at Skool! Grab your favorite drink and take a seat near the fireplace. Get ready for some laughs and some interesting conversations! The beginning of this meeting have been delayed one hour to let our members from the Pacific region to join us at a better time. The meeting begins at: 11:00 PM Zurich 10:00 PM London 5:00 PM NY 4:00 PM TX 2:00 PM CA 9:00 AM Melbourne AU 11:00 AM Wellington NZ To join us you just have to click on the banner at the top at the certain hour. Right side of where you have to press, there’s a red banner that says “LIVE”. Remember to turn on your microphone and camera to enjoy the full experience!