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9d • General discussion
Read these rules then ignore them like every course you bought
👉 Read this once, then slowly break every single line like a pro 🧐🔥🧨
Rule 1. Post real despair, polished however you likeShow your nicest brand voice 💄 while bleeding quietly underneath 🩸✨If your post could live on LinkedIn without anyone flinching, it does not belong here 😴🚫
Rule 2. No inspirational quotes unless they hurtIf your quote belongs on a coworking mug, delete it ☕🗑️If it makes you a bit nauseous to admit you still believe it, post it and tell us what it cost you 🤮💳⏳
Rule 3. Always say what you sellCoaching, course, community, dopamine, validation, exit fantasy, name the product 🎯💰If you are here to funnel people into your other thing, just say it and let us enjoy the honesty 🧲😇😈
Rule 4. Share numbers that make you cringe, not just the pretty onesRevenue, debt, churn, views, refund rate, therapy bill, drop them all 📉📊🧾Screenshots welcome, cropping the painful parts counts as special effects and will be mocked 😂🎬🤡
Rule 5. Guru worship is allowed, but only as autopsyYou can praise your hero while listing the price in the same breath ⛪💸🩻Time, money, self respect, friendships, nervous system, stack the entire sacrifice on the table 🕯️🥩⚰️
Rule 6. No safe hope marketingDo not tease that the secret is coming in the next module, video or launch 🚫🧠🎁There is no next module here, if you feel the urge to build one, go outside and watch an actual bird instead of your dashboard 🐦🌳📺
Rule 7. If you feel attacked, you are in the right placeThis room is a mirror maze, not a spa 🪞🎢The moment you start writing a heroic brand story, stop, breathe and add the part you wanted to hide 😶🌫️🫁🩹That tiny ugly add on is the only currency that counts here 💣💔💳
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