Funnel Fatigue Recovery Center
Gentle rehab ward for creators who get chest pain whenever someone says "funnel", "nurture" or "conversion". Bring your half finished flow charts, abandoned launch plans and that one automation still sending emails from 2021. We study your symptoms, laugh at the diagrams and help you remember that humans can say "yes" without surviving a nine step nurture sequence. Perfect for anyone who has moved more arrows in mapping tools than they have spoken to real people.