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New classroom just dropped: Funnel Fatigue Recovery Center 🧠💔
👉 If the words "funnel", "nurture", "conversion" and "cart close" make your left eye twitch, congratulations, you are already on the waiting list for this clinic. 🥳🎉🍾🎊
"Funnel Fatigue Recovery Center" is the wing of this community where we admit the real addicts.
The ones who:
- changed button colors at three in the morning and called it strategy
- spent whole weekends dragging arrows in mapping tools like a digital hamster
- created fourteen tags for people who still never bought
Inside this classroom we treat a very specific condition:
👉🧠 Your nervous system is cooked
👉🧠 Your Notion is beautiful
👉🧠 Your bank account looks like a side quest
We will sit you down on a plastic chair, take away your color palette and gently show you how much of your so called "business" was actually low grade panic arranged as customer journey.
Expect:
🔥 diagrams that deserve prison
🔥 launch plans that smell like desperation
🔥 confessions about the funnel that was supposed to save everything and did not even pay for coffee
If you read this and feel personally attacked, that is your intake form. Enroll in "Funnel Fatigue Recovery Center" and bring your ugliest flow chart.
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