Why do French people like snails so much? Because they hate fast food. Why did the snail paint a big S on his sports car? So that when people saw it go by they'd say look at that S car go

Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, But Three Lefts Do.

The Home Depot Store Is Selling Ten Bags Of Soil For Only Fifteen Dollars, That's Dirt Cheap.

Balloon Animals Are Fun, But They Aren't Very Smart, In Fact, I'd Go So Far As To Call Them Airheads.

What Do You Call Two Guys Hanging On a Window? Kurt And Rod.