Me: 6 more elo then I'm 1500 blitz ! My goal is finally going to be finished
Chesscom: No! We can't let him do it! Give him every games as black no matter how many times he abort ! And give him Magnus Carlsen level opponents! When he win he +8, when he lose we -11 for him! And for the opponents give them 13 elo after they win! Make sure he loses! We can't let NoobKao become ProKao!
Me: became 1473 ( worse than the beginning of today's elo push)