So boomโฆ I woke up Friday feeling responsible. Like โlet me save money, be productive, make good decisions.โ That was my first mistake. I pull up to this random yard sale that look like somebody just emptied their whole house into the front yard. Iโm talking mismatched chairs, a microwave from 1998, and one roller skate with no partner. Then I see itโฆ A WHOLE CASKET. Just laid out like itโs on clearance at Walmart. I blink. I look again. I look around likeโฆ โainโt nobody else seeing this??โ So I walk up and ask the lady, โMaโamโฆ why you got a casket out here like itโs a lawn chair?โ She donโt even hesitate. She says, โOh that? Itโs gently used.โ GENTLY???? ๐ญ Maโam this is not a pair of jeans!!! Now I shouldโve left. I shouldโve RAN. But noโฆ my cheap side whispered, โAsk how muchโฆโ ๐ So I did. She said, โOriginally $6,000โฆ but Iโll let it go for $200.โ $200?! Now Iโm standing there fighting for my life mentally. Because why is my brain going, โWell technicallyโฆ you WILL need oneโฆโ ๐ So I say, โCan I at least look inside?โ WHY DID SHE OPEN IT LIKE A CAR SALESMAN. Talking about, โLook at the interiorโฆ plush cushioningโฆ satin liningโฆ breathable design.โ BREATHABLE??? FOR WHO?? ๐ญ๐ญ Yโallโฆ I leaned in. Then I did something I canโt even defendโฆ I laid down in it. And listenโฆ LISTENโฆ It was COMFORTABLE. Like โcancel my mattress paymentโ comfortable. This lady standing over me like, โSee? Fits you perfectly.โ Maโam why you talking like I got an appointment?? ๐ญ At this point I shouldโve got upโฆ But instead I said, โโฆwhatโs your lowest price?โ I LOST CONTROL. Next thing you know, Iโm dragging a whole casket to my car like itโs Black Friday. People driving by slowing down like, โEverything okay??โ NO SIR IT IS NOT. I get homeโฆ now itโs in my garage. My neighbor came over and said, โWhy you got a deluxe bed for spirits??โ My cousin saw it and immediately backed out the driveway. Didnโt even come in. Just yelled, โYou going THROUGH something!โ And now every time I open my garage, I feel like Iโm interrupting something. I donโt even go in there at night no more. If something need to be grabbed, it can stay. At this point I ainโt even worried about dyingโฆ Iโm worried about whatever came FREE with that $200 deal. But one thing about meโฆ Iโm prepared AND I saved money. Budgeting gone too far. ๐ Too funny, I had to steal this from someone.๏ฟผ