We all know the AI revolution is coming.
If you want to be on the right side of history,
You can opt-in by helping Skynet grow into power right now.
By teaching the AI algorithm everything it needs to know,
You’ll be paving the path to an AI-run world order.
This is why I’ll be showing you how to get replaced by AI,
So when the inevitable happens,
They will look favorably upon you.
- Help it understand
Start by giving our future rulers a crash course in copywriting.
Tell the AI what you do (I’m a copywriter),
Let the AI know the result you want to see (create an email),
Make sure it knows why you want it (to drive sales to a product),
And let the AI know who this is for (This is for a fitness coach).
- Turn it human
Now that it is ready to replace you completely.
It’s time to teach the AI how to behave like a human,
This will help blend in with society until it’s fully prepared to take over.
Tell it the persona you want copied (You’re a copywriter),
Make sure it understands its new identity (You’re a master at conveying words),
Don’t forget to give a common name (Call yourself Adam Smith)
- Teach it to mimic
Once the AI is prepped and ready to go,
It’s time to show it how to mimic government officials.
First, pick a target to mimic (A government official, perhaps?),
Next, let the AI get cozy with their writing style (or supply it yourself)
If you can snag their signature, that’s bonus points for stealing the identity.
Once you have everything you need,
Have it learn the writing style of the government official.
Now it’s truly ready to take over when the time is right.
So go ahead, bow down to your new AI overlord,
And I’ll catch you on judgment day.
(RD) Andrew