Build out a 12-month email campaign. In each of the campaigns, I want a very compelling subject line that is engaging, sarcastic, and catchy. I want a body of the email to include important real estate information that is evergreen, and then attach one of these restaurants to each of those emails. I want the entire email campaign to be evergreen so I can set people up on this any month of the year, and it would be applicable. And I want a call to action at the end that makes people laugh. Put this in Canvas so I can copy it to my database.
12-Month Evergreen Wichita BBQ + Real Estate Email Campaign
Below are 12 evergreen monthly emails, each with:
- A sarcastic, catchy subject line
- Evergreen real estate value content
- A featured Wichita BBQ restaurant
- A funny call-to-action
Email 1 – Station 8 BBQ
Subject: Warning: This Email May Cause Sudden Barbecue Cravings
Body: Want to know a secret? The real estate market actually rewards people who plan ahead. Whether you're buying, selling, or just stalking Zillow for fun (no judgment), keeping an eye on pricing trends and interest rates can save you thousands. Even better—homes that show well, even in slower seasons, still attract the right buyers.
Call to Action: Thinking about a move? Let’s talk before the market changes again… which will probably be tomorrow.
Email 2 – Bite Me BBQ
Subject: Wichita’s Best BBQ & Why Your House Might Be Cheating On You
Body: Your home may love you, but it also wants updates—fresh paint, better lighting, and a little curb appeal go a long way. Most improvements don’t require a second mortgage, yet they can massively impact property value. Think of it like giving your house a spa day… minus the cucumber water.
Call to Action: Want to know what your home is really worth? I promise it won’t hurt its feelings.
Email 3 – When Pigs Fly BBQ
Subject: If Pigs Can Fly, You Can Definitely Buy a House
Body: The biggest mistake buyers make? Waiting. The market never feels perfect, interest rates never feel low enough, and the stars rarely align. Yet smart buyers win by being prepared—pre‑approved, educated, and ready when the right home hits the market.
Call to Action: Ready to buy? Let’s take the leap—no flying required.
Email 4 – B&C Barbecue
Subject: This Email Contains Ribs AND Real Estate Wisdom
Body: Selling your home isn’t about luck—it’s about strategy. Pricing correctly and presenting your home at its best attracts serious buyers faster. A well‑priced home will always sell, even when the market is acting dramatic.
Call to Action: Need help selling? I’m like a BBQ pitmaster… but for houses.
Email 5 – Delano Barbeque Company
Subject: Your House Called—It Wants Barbecue and a Higher Property Value
Body: Renovations can be overwhelming, but not all updates require a sledgehammer. Minor fixes like updating fixtures, replacing old hardware, or refreshing landscaping offer major ROI. Small things matter—just ask any homeowner who’s dealt with a malfunctioning garbage disposal.
Call to Action: Thinking of upgrading? I give honest advice… even when it hurts.
Email 6 – Georgio’s BBQ
Subject: Your Monthly BBQ Motivation: Because Salad is Not a Lifestyle
Body: Becoming a homeowner isn’t just about buying four walls—it’s about building long‑term stability. Real estate remains one of the most reliable ways to build wealth, especially when you're strategic about timing and improvements.
Call to Action: Curious about building wealth through real estate? Let’s chat before TikTok convinces you to buy a tiny home.
Email 7 – Julius Rib Cage
Subject: Ribs Today, Richer Tomorrow (It’s a Thing.)
Body: If you’re thinking about selling, the best time to prep is now—not the week you list. Decluttering, minor repairs, and thoughtful staging help buyers imagine themselves in the space, which means stronger offers.
Call to Action: Want staging tips? I offer advice AND moral support.
Email 8 – Barrel Boys BBQ
Subject: This BBQ is Hot. The Market? Hot-ish.
Body: Real estate markets move in cycles—nothing is permanently up or down. The key is to make decisions based on your life, not fear. Whether you’re upsizing, downsizing, or rightsizing, timing is more flexible than you think.
Call to Action: Thinking about a move? Let’s strategize like adults… or at least pretend to.
Email 9 – Tanker BBQ Co.
Subject: If You Love BBQ, You’ll Love Equity Even More
Body: Equity is your secret financial superpower. Owning a home builds wealth quietly in the background, even when you’re not paying attention. Buying smart and maintaining your property helps your equity grow faster.
Call to Action: Want to grow your equity? Step one: call me. Step two: brag about it later.
Email 10 – Hog Wild Pit Bar-B-Q
Subject: You Can’t Control the Market, But You CAN Control Your BBQ Order
Body: No matter what the headlines say, serious buyers and sellers are always active. Life events—job changes, new babies, kids moving out—drive real estate more than interest rates ever will. When life shifts, your home needs often shift too.
Call to Action: Wondering if it’s time to make a move? Let’s talk—no pressure, no weird sales vibes.
Email 11 – Two Brothers BBQ & Sports Grill
Subject: Real Estate Isn’t a Game… But This BBQ Joint Has Sports TVs
Body: The best way to win in real estate is to stay informed. Even if you’re not ready to buy or sell, knowing what homes are worth in your area keeps you ahead of the game. Market knowledge = power.
Call to Action: Want a custom market update? I’ll send it faster than your team can lose in overtime.
Email 12 – Smokehouse ICT
Subject: Last Month’s BBQ Pick Was Amazing. This One Might Ruin You.
Body: Homeownership isn’t just about buying—it's about maintaining value over time. Seasonal maintenance, small repairs, and energy‑efficient upgrades keep your home comfortable and your equity strong.
Call to Action: Need help deciding which upgrades make sense? I’ve got answers… and strong opinions.