Stop scrolling! You are currently being audited by the Chief Executive Gander. As you can see, he has officially transcended human leadership to become a tropical fruit-suit-wearing deity. He doesn't care about your funnels; he cares about your Honks. We aren't just a community; we are a V-Formation. If you aren't drafting off the flock's energy, you're just a pigeon. He who does not honk for his brothers, shall fly into a sliding glass door alone. 📜 THE MANDATORY BLITZ PROTOCOL: In line with our "Serve First" mindset, you cannot pass this checkpoint without contributing to the collective win-pile.💸 THE TOLL: To prove you aren't a "Lazy Gander", you must drop ONE WIN you had today in the comments. I don’t care if you landed a whale or just remembered to drink water—PAY THE GOOSE. If you scroll past without paying the Win Tax: • 👞 Your shoelaces will be systematically relocated by tonight. • 🍌 You will slip on a virtual banana peel every time you try to log in. • 💤 The Goose will join your next high-ticket call just to hiss at your lighting. PAY UP, POST YOUR WIN, AND HONK BELOW! 👇with @Nick Roddam

Just hit Level GRAPE 🍇 Time for a Grape Party!