🚨 THE CEO HAS SPOKEN: PAY THE FRUIT TAX 🦢🍉🍌 · 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝙎𝙄𝙁𝙔 🍓🐛🦋🌈⭐️🩷

🚨 THE CEO HAS SPOKEN: PAY THE FRUIT TAX 🦢🍉🍌

Stop scrolling! You are currently being audited by the Chief Executive Gander. As you can see, he has officially transcended human leadership to become a tropical fruit-suit-wearing deity. He doesn't care about your funnels; he cares about your Honks.

We aren't just a community; we are a V-Formation. If you aren't drafting off the flock's energy, you're just a pigeon.

He who does not honk for his brothers, shall fly into a sliding glass door alone.

📜 THE MANDATORY BLITZ PROTOCOL:

In line with our "Serve First" mindset, you cannot pass this checkpoint without contributing to the collective win-pile.💸 THE TOLL:

To prove you aren't a "Lazy Gander", you must drop ONE WIN you had today in the comments. I don’t care if you landed a whale or just remembered to drink water—PAY THE GOOSE.

If you scroll past without paying the Win Tax:

• 👞 Your shoelaces will be systematically relocated by tonight.

• 🍌 You will slip on a virtual banana peel every time you try to log in.

• 💤 The Goose will join your next high-ticket call just to hiss at your lighting.

PAY UP, POST YOUR WIN, AND HONK BELOW! 👇with

@Nick Roddam

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