I am going to have a trombone dance party. Whose with me????

This was my first blitz, and I was flying solo after my partner needed to focus on her wellbeing but... I'd like to share my results. I don't know where or how that should be done, so I'll do it here and be happy for my goosey friends to just say, "Well done!" That's enough for me this time through. ✨ I began blitzing at #585 in Discovery Self Improvement and we moved 522 spots to #63. We grew by 90+ members in November. 🔥 I feel like that's pretty fucking awesome to be honest. Better even because it's not even about me or just my success, it came from so many lovely partnerships and holding each other up to shine. We were all lifted on account of our shared passions, authenticity and humanity. 🏆 I also met and became friends with some incredible people I now love with all of my heart. ♥️♥️♥️ Well done to all and know that no matter what you did in November, blitz or not, you deserve to feel awesome for showing up and for putting one foot in front of the other. 🌈🚀♥️🤩🌈

I'm David Iya. Forbes said I was cool once (30 Under 30). Y Combinator let me in twice (still confused how). Built a B2B marketplace across 30+ countries and made about ~$70M move through it. Currently spinning up a few micro-saas tools because every time I try to relax my brain opens 47 Chrome tabs. Now for the stuff that actually matters: 🦄 Favorite color: Whatever color the sky is at 3am when I'm still awake "just fixing one more thing" 🌈 Favorite Pokémon: Psyduck. Constant headache, perpetually confused, somehow still powerful. We are the same. 🐛 Current Skool challenge: I started my community 4 days ago so literally everything. I don't know where anything is. I clicked something and now I'm here. Send help. Joined because @Goose seems mentally unstable in the best way (same) and someone posted about buttholes being powerful so I figured this is my tribe. I'm not saying I need to hit Level 3 to feel whole as a person but I am saying I've checked my points 11 times today. Please help. My love language is notifications. I'm not proud of it but I'm honest about it. Also I put pineapple on pizza and I'm not sorry. Fight me in the comments. P.S. I recently started Business Builders Club where I teach people how to build businesses, sell AI automation, and make their first $5K using the same frameworks I used to scale to 7 figures. Basically I help people get paid while robots do the boring stuff. Can't wait to meet you all! 🐥🕺