Whatβs the most unreasonable, over-the-top, completely delusional gift youβre asking for this year?
Iβm talking the thing youβd NEVER say out loud at Thanksgiving.
The thing your family would blink at.
The thing Amazon canβt deliver because it requires a level of audacity only you possess.
Mine?
A year of first-class flights, a personal masseuse named Lorenzo, and a fireplace that lights itself when I enter the room.
Your turn:
Drop the most unhinged, βI deserve this just because Iβm meβ gift on your wish list.
Letβs see whoβs dreaming responsiblyβ¦ and whoβs dreaming like a menace. ππ₯