I was standing there, arms crossed, face like a storm cloud 🌧️.
“Jesus… they were talking behind my back!”
I pointed dramatically like I was in a movie.
Jesus looked at me, calm… too calm.
“Okay,” He said gently, “what do you want to do?”
I didn’t even think.“I want justice.”
He nodded. “What kind?”
I got excited. “A little bit of exposure… maybe embarrassment… maybe they accidentally send a message to the wrong group chat…” 😌
Jesus tried not to smile.😄😄😄
“And you?” He asked again.
“I also want peace… but like… AFTER justice.” 😅
Jesus leaned closer and said:“Love them.”😍
I blinked. “Sorry… I think I heard wrong.”
He smiled again.“No, you heard perfectly.”
I sighed dramatically.“Jesus… be serious. I came here for solutions, not miracles.” 😂
He laughed softly.“Loving them is the miracle.”
I sat down next to Him.“So… no revenge?”
“No revenge.”
“No dramatic comeback speech?”
“No speech.”
“No ‘God will deal with you’ post on social media?”
He raised an eyebrow.“…especially not that one.” 😄
I looked at Him and said:“This is very hard, Jesus.”
He smiled and said:“I know. That’s why I’m doing it with you.”😄
I paused…🤔🤔🤔 then whispered:“Okay… but if I love them, can I at least roll my eyes a little?” 😏
Jesus laughed.“We’ll work on that too.”😱🙃🤯
My Funny Prayer 🙏😂
Jesus,Thank You for this new month of May 🌸Even when people talk… and my brain starts writing full drama series…
Help me to choose love (even when I want revenge just a tiny bit 😅).Teach me to be calm, kind, and a little less dramatic.
Bless my month with peace, joy, and provision…And please… help me not send messages I’ll regret.
I trust You with everything.Even my attitude 😄
Amen.
Verse of the day 📖 (with a little 😊 )“Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.” — Matthew 5:44
(Translation in real life: “Yes… even THAT person.” 😂)