☝🏻 The One-Finger Facebook Ad: My favorite ad template for generating cash NOW, as in today, on your ad campaigns

📣 1-2-Many: How to get 'gatekeepers' to ENDORSE you to flocks of a dozen, 50, even a HUNDRED potential leads in one go...instead of pitching folks one at a time

🎩 My Mini Monopoly: The secret to me closing a 5-figure retainer on Upwork (that works anywhere, not just Upwork) and has NOTHING to do with my job OR my client...and yes, you can do it too.

⛔ The Anti-Nick Outreach System: How the PPC guy I hired wins loads of clients (I don't do this, and I probably never will, and frankly I can't STAND that this works so well, but I'm willing to share it with you anyway. Don't pick this option if you're new at freelancing.))

👑 The Gold Magnet: Everyone says you gotta have a 'lead magnet' to give 'free value' or something. I have one too...but I have a BETTER way to build an audience.

🥱 These are all horrible ideas and you're a horrible person.