I Think My Offer Terrifies People, I Got Held Hostage Because of It

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Case in point, for example, (I currently live in Mexico, cheap rent, penthouse for $165/month and about $19/week in groceries) last week I flew into St Louis, and this idiot immigration officer stole my passport, I got held hostage myself for 45 minutes in a dark windowless room, every inch of my stuff fondled by 4 morbidly-obese old men as they surrounded me in a semi-circle, I was spoken to condescendingly like a criminal the entire time, and grilled on every personal detail of my entire life the last year.... just to make my flight connection to San Diego.

Why? It All started because the first one didn't like my answer when he demanded to know what I do for work. Because I said I was a health coach. Then they said, "WHAT KIND?" I said, "I help obese men lose up to 48 pounds in 6 weeks and completely reverse type 2 diabetes and get off all medication with ZERO exercise, Zero calorie reduction or counting macros, and Zero fasting."

That's when it all hit the fan!! As they reached for their guns at their sides and escorted me into the next room. I think they LITERALLY heard "I sell Cocaine and Cocaine accessories" in a rustic Texan accent. I wish I were effing making this stuff up...

And he kept repeating back my answers in air finger quotes!! The audacity!

Pfft... I was the one muttering under my breath... since you now have my damn telephone number and address, YOU should be the one asking for my services... I guarantee 4 out of the 5 of them were full-blown diabetic.

They eventually let me go, and with their ams crossed, looking completely disgusted they didn't find anything illegal on me. I'm seriously the most unimparessive criminal alive. I had $42 dollars in cash on me.

TLDR: To water that offer down just because it scares people, because they think "losing weight is hard" defeats the purpose of having a great offer. But it's the truth: Reversing type 2 diabetes is the easiest thing in the world to do. I've been helping men do it for years in real life, I have all the photos and testimonials to prove it. I only took it online to help all the people I wasn't running into on the bus, or on plane seats, or the grocery store.

What am I doing wrong? Any suggestions?

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