You ever finally work up the courage to talk to someone… and then immediately regret all your life choices?
Like, your brain just decides to clock out at the worst possible time.
And suddenly, you’re standing there, fully aware that you’re being awkward, but completely unable to stop it.
Maybe you:
💀 Start overexplaining random nonsense (Why are you giving them a TED Talk on the weather? Stop.)
💀 Blank out and just nod like an NPC (They asked you a question, bro. SAY SOMETHING.)
💀 Accidentally make it weird ("Haha, yeah, I breathe air too…")
💀 Panic and disappear (Your body chooses flight mid-convo, and now you’re across the room pretending it never happened.)
Be honest... what’s your signature social malfunction?