🌶️ CINCO DE MAYO FIRESALE — STARTS NOW 🌶️

Locked in for the next 5 days only. Ends May 5th at 10:00 AM EST. No exceptions.

🎉 Premium: $27 → $14/mo

🎉 VIP: $97 → $67/mo

The closest you'll get to our original launch pricing. We're doing this because the community has shown up for us, and we want to show up back. 🤝

🔥 Already a member? Read this carefully.

To lock in the new rate, you need to:

Cancel your current plan
Resign under the new price

That's the only way the system can apply the new rate. We have way too many members for manual refunds, so we can't refund anyone who just signed up at current pricing. But the savings stack month over month, so if you plan to stick around (and you should 😁), the math works out fast.

🚫 A few ground rules:

Please do not DM myself or Jake about pricing, exceptions, or extensions. We love you, but we're a small team and we need to stay focused on building. Everyone gets the same window. Everyone gets the same deal. If you miss it, you miss it. We'll do more things for the community down the road.

⏰ The clock:

🟢 LIVE NOW

🔴 Locks May 5th, 10:00 AM EST