Headlines
“I’ll Just Use What I Have.” Inventory Auditor Disagrees.
“This Color Is Unique.” Other Six Skeins Question Relevance.
“Organized Yarn Storage.” Whistleblower Screams "Fake News".
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My husband walked by, looked at the same three inches of fabric, and said, “Still working on that?”
I said, “This is the part where I decide if it’s a hat or a lesson.”
He nodded like that clarified everything and backed out of the room.
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Kid Observation (Brutally Accurate)
My six-year-old neighbor watched me untangle yarn for ten minutes and asked,
“Are you fixing it or making it worse on purpose?”