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Knitting Jokes
The Traffic Stop 🚨
A policeman 👮♂️ spots an elderly lady driving her car while furiously operating a knitting machine.
"Pullover!" he yells.
"No, it's a scarf!" scarf🧣she replies.
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I have a Ph.D in knitting: Projects Half Done.
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- "I like big skeins and I cannot lie."
- "Wool you look at that!"
- "Knit happens."
- "You had me hooked."
- "Knot your problem."
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A piece of yarn walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender growls, “We don't serve your kind here!”
Sitting on the curb feeling defeated, the yarn gets a brilliant idea. He ties himself in knots and frays his ends. He walks back into the bar and orders a drink.
“Hey,” says the bartender. “Ain't you that piece of yarn I just threw outta here?”
“Nope,” replies the yarn. “I'm a frayed knot.”
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