To be specific, VHS recordings of the 80s TV show Take Hart, starring Tony Hart. While this may seem innocuous enough, two Castle residents have died today, as a result of VHS tapes landing heavily on: (1) their life support machine's off button (2) their exposed brain matter during surgery in one of the Castle Hospital's inaugural roofless theatres One tape also landed on a seesaw, which sent a four-year-old girl flying into the mouth of a whale. Happily, this whale was merely fashioned from papier maché. Please report any further havoc wreaked by these tumbling antiquated relics. 👇

Greetings, fellow community members and Internet trolls... the actual trolls who built the Internet, not those rapscallions who've done a disservice to their name... um, anyway, I digress. I'm Princess Astrid of the nearby kingdom of Arcadia and I wish to report the bizarre blizzard that befell the outskirts of the castle yesterday. There I was, making my way to the castle on the back of a pink elephant called Percival Von Bussahoffen the Third, innocently conjuring dancing mice with my magic saxophone, which is also a leopard, when all of a sudden, the sky was filled with ripe bananas! They momentarily lined the air, like the most calm and patient aerial display team you have ever seen, before, on the turn of a Elven Farthing, divebombing the castle and the surrounding area! There were streaks of yellow, as far as the eye could see, as the bananas bombarded and bamboozled the bewildered and baffled beings below. Many were fortunate and got to shelter under the wings of a ginormous Vulture which was nearby. Others were less fortunate and ended up pelted by the dastardly delicious fruit, leaving them unconscious, bruised and covered in a fine coat of banana peelings whilst waiting for Doctor and The Medics to arrive. I was lucky enough to evade the mysterious blizzard because, lo and behold, the local public transport, the lead zeppelin, happened to be passing. I was quick thinking enough to shrink my elephant and leopard, put them in my talking satchel called Misty and hop aboard the convenient air bus, being driven by a wonderful Orc called Callamastia. I gave her the most wonderful review on Welp. As of writing this report, I am currently making my way to Terry the Hippogriff, who is Chief Researcher at the McGoohan Institute on the nearby Village Island, to see If we can get any answers to this bizarro event. Or, at least, to see if the rumors are true and he does, indeed, make one hell of a banana daiquiri.

Today's Castle weather is mostly eggs, with a side of lovely cinnamon. Please carry a frying pan and mixing bowl at all times.

Most of these are soft, but a few are not. Occasionally they are made from granite. All contain actual spectacles with one lens missing. Protect self appropriately. Mr Ronald will be handing out spectacle nets via the small blue hatch in your face.

There is too much opaque sun in the 11th quantangle. Please avoid, lest your eyeballs pop like grapes.