Jun 7 • Castle Reports
Newly refurbished Honeymoon Suite
The newly refurbished Honeymoon Suite is now open, and available for bookings. However, please do feel free to pop by to add additional embellishments to make any honeymooning guests feel more at home.
Initial refurbishments consist of:
- A four poster bed, each poster being a cheeky candid photograph of one of the members of Abba
- A new skylight, fitting in the room below, which allows castle historian Sir Maxwell House to gaze upwards and make notes
- Twelve re-furred furbies that refuse reefers, thanks to our no smoking policy (other methods of intaking intoxicants are allowed, with written permission from your mother)
- A dumbwaiter than runs down to a creepy basement where a witch may or may not live, depending on whether you believe in that sort of hokum or not (please disregard any corpses that might appear in there at inconvenient times)
- Chas and Dave
Please don't leave the room the same as you found it. Honestly, a change is as good as a rest.
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