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7d •
Mr Balblair has now apologised
to the north square's fountain. The fountain has started to bubble. Please advise one thing that you spot within the water henceforth.
1 like • 34m
I wish to report that I have spotted a resident in the water, apparently wrestling a goose as if it were an aggressive emu puppet.
7d •
Lion made of soup holds court
This creature has materialised in the Castle's seventh bedroom. You may ask it one question. 👇
1 like • 5h
Where have all the cowboys gone?
1 like • 2h
@Jason Arnopp I thank the lion and leave, wondering whether it is secretly made up of a number of cowboys.
2d •
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Strawberry blancmange for all in the 9th Quadrant this evening. To claim your free blancmange, simply name your favourite imaginary uncle. 👇
1 like • 5h
Uncle Robert, who I last saw peering in through my bedroom window at 3am one morning. Fortunately I was crouching in my garden at the time, so was able to throw stones at him until he scrambled down the wall and disappeared over the fence into the neighbours' garden. And he's my favourite. The other five were, somehow, less likeable.
20h •
🔔 Tragic towncrier anomaly
Certain residents may have noticed that, between 11am and 11.02am today, the legs of our towncrier Nathaniel Prout took on a life of their own. "I found myself dancing in a way I have never danced before," Mr Prout told onlookers afterwards. "In fact, I had never danced before at all. So this felt very odd." Within those two anomalous minutes, Mr Prout performed an increasingly frantic samba, tango, Viennese waltz and belly dance, all while continuing to make his proclamations. "I don't know why this happened," he said. "And I sincerely regret that it happened while I was announcing the death of our beloved librarian of 78 years, Mrs Edith Wairfeather." Residents who witnessed the incident: how did it make you feel?
1 like • 5h
Mrs Edith Fairweather, the late author of Sambas, Tangoes, Waltzes and Other Dances You've Never Danced Before? I hear she wrote it during her years at the Moulin Rouge, Paris, though I sadly never got to meet her myself to talk about her past. I'm sure that has nothing to do with Mr Prout's strange affliction though. Am I to understand that Mr Fairweather, Edith's widower, is currently a resident in this very castle?
3d •
🏰 Resident suspicion audit
Which part of the Castle are you currently most suspicious of? • the dungeon beneath • the fog • the hats • the soup • the geese • the walking mirrors • the administrative staff • something else 👇
1 like • 1d
@Jason Arnopp That is reassuring. Other staff members are reluctant to go into details about the incident with the balloons, which seems to have occurred just days before I arrived, but I understand several children were lost that day.
1 like • 5h
@Gregina Biscuits I shall bear that in mind. I'm just very wary of his constant disapproving stares when I am mostly keeping to myself in the castle grounds. Perhaps he doesn't think highly of my food choices when I'm selecting items from the breakfast buffet.
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@simon-brake-5358
London born and raised table top gaming nerd. Father. Dad. Perpetual fool.
Active 24m ago
Joined May 12, 2026