Not that THAT kind. The ADHD + caffeine kind. 😅 At any given moment I will have multiple beverages on the go like I’m running a hydration-based side hustle: - A coffee (obviously) - Another coffee “for later” (I will forget about it immediately) - Something fizzy because my brain thinks bubbles = productivity - A water I’m pretending to care about - And a “bonus drink” I don’t remember making, but it’s mine and I will defend it And yes, I know, I know… “just drink water.” I would love to. I truly would. But tap water tastes like disappointment and broken promises. If it even whispers of chlorine, my entire nervous system files a formal complaint. So here I am: caffeinated, chaotic, carrying two cups like a stressed-out barista, and somehow still thirsty. Please tell me I’m not alone: - How many drinks do you currently have within arm’s reach? - And what’s your “I’m definitely hydrating” lie beverage? 😭