Not that THAT kind. The ADHD + caffeine kind. 😅
At any given moment I will have multiple beverages on the go like I’m running a hydration-based side hustle:
- A coffee (obviously)
- Another coffee “for later” (I will forget about it immediately)
- Something fizzy because my brain thinks bubbles = productivity
- A water I’m pretending to care about
- And a “bonus drink” I don’t remember making, but it’s mine and I will defend it
And yes, I know, I know… “just drink water.”
I would love to. I truly would.
But tap water tastes like disappointment and broken promises.
If it even whispers of chlorine, my entire nervous system files a formal complaint.
So here I am: caffeinated, chaotic, carrying two cups like a stressed-out barista, and somehow still thirsty.
Please tell me I’m not alone:
- How many drinks do you currently have within arm’s reach?
- And what’s your “I’m definitely hydrating” lie beverage? 😭