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OH GNOME!

Adventurers, something terrible has happened!

During the ceremony at Ives Park, the Edison Clone-o-Matic was accidentally pointed at one of Conelong Cap Muskbeard's security gnome bots!

These security bots are trained via machine learning to be experts in the art of wrestling and Jiujitsu, and the machine is spitting them out by the dozens!

We need your help to stop them! Please, wrestle as many of them as you can until we can figure out a way to destroy the machine.

Before getting trampled by one of the security gnome-bots, our robot reporter was able to print out what it saw the moment the security gnome-bots went rogue. It said it was pressed for time, so it looks like it kind of made up some parts of the park. Honestly I'm not sure if the robot was even there or if it embezzled the funds we paid it to be a reporter and went off to Silicon Valley for a vacation (a wonderful vacation spot for robots by the way).

A QUEST IS UPON US. SEE COMMENTS FOR RULES

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OH GNOME!