Oct 27 (edited) • 💳 Credit Corner
A Totally-NOT-Illegal Credit Card Hack‼️🍎💯
Okay, I don’t know if this hack is either GENUIS or completely unhinged, but either way, I’m going to walk you through it.. 🤷🏾
If you feel like you’re broke and so is your credit score, try this Apple Credit Card Hack AND please do share your results‼️
Step 1: Sneak into your own Apple Wallet….. 🍎 👀
Step 2: Yes, apply for that Apple Card, but don’t put anything less than $80k for your income. Because we’re NOT broke Americans ta-day! 👑
Step 3: They’ll whisper, “You’ve been pre-approved, big spender.” 🤑
Step 4: Right after they flash your shiny new limit in your face (because you’re credit royalty now) freeze your TransUnion credit report like it’s the Arctic Tundra. 🥶
Step 5: After you freeze your TU, push the button and accept the offer.. Now there’s no hard inquiry. No trace. You were never there. 🤫
Step 6: Keep that sucker frozen for 2 weeks. Two. Weeks. Long enough for them to shrug and say, “I guess he’s still trustworthy… probably.” 🤔
BOOM 💥 Apple Card, zero inquiries, you win the game. 💳
Disclaimer (in fine print but shouted with urgency):
This is for educational satire purposes only.
If you try this and get clapped by Apple or TransUnion, don’t call us…we’re busy freezing our credit with ski goggles on. 😎⛷️
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A Totally-NOT-Illegal Credit Card Hack‼️🍎💯
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