Raise your hand if you have a bag of lentils sitting in your pantry that you keep looking at and then ignoring. 🙋♀️ Today we fix that. I just made scrappy lentils AND steamed lentils and then proceeded to throw them on a plate with pickled onions, tomatoes and rice for breakfast and honestly? No notes. Zero regrets. Chaotic plant-based energy at its finest. 😂🌿 🫘 So why lentils? Because they are one of the most nutritious, most affordable, most versatile foods on the entire planet and most people are sleeping on them HARD. Here's what you get in just one cup of cooked lentils: 💪 18g of protein 🌿 16g of fiber — over half your daily recommended intake in ONE cup 🩸 Iron levels that rival meat ⚡ Complex carbs for steady long lasting energy 🦴 Folate, magnesium, potassium, zinc 💰 Costs about $1.50 a pound No animal products. No cholesterol. No saturated fat. Just pure whole food nutrition for basically nothing. 🌿 🫘 What kinds are there? So many!!!!! Annnd they all do different things: 🟤 Brown lentils — the most common. Earthy, hearty, holds its shape. Great for soups, stews, bowls. The reliable friend of the lentil world. 😄 🟠 Red lentils — breaks down completely when cooked into a creamy mush. Perfect for soups, curries, homemade tofu, and dals. Cooks in about 15 minutes with zero soaking required. Absolute weeknight hero. 🟢 Green lentils — slightly peppery, holds its shape beautifully. Great for salads and grain bowls. ⚫ Black beluga lentils — tiny, shiny, and dramatic looking. Holds its shape perfectly and tastes earthy and rich. The fancy lentil. 😂 🟡 Yellow lentils — mild, buttery, similar to red. Great for Indian inspired dishes. Fantastic omelets! I've also turned these into the BEST EVER fake mashed potatoes! 🥗 How do you eat them? The real question is how do you NOT. 🌿 Throw them on rice with pickled onions and tomatoes for a chaotic but delicious breakfast — apparently 😂 🌿 Blend them into soups 🌿 Toss them cold on salads straight from the fridge 🌿 Make —> lentil fritters or patties