WARNING ⚠️: Long Roast Post Here!
I’ve recently told Chat to roast my year based on all our conversations, and let’s just say it made me feel even more guilty than I already have (even though I did tell it not to hold back). Anyway here’s my results from using some of the end-of-year prompts from Brooke of Wright Mode. Me: Since this year is pretty much almost over, I have a few questions that I'd like you to answer as brutally honest as possible, and please don't sugarcoat anything. Based on all the conversations we've had, roast my year. What is the most unhinged thing I asked you this year? What lie did I keep telling myself this year? Remember to not hold back and really let me have it. Chat GPT: Alright. You asked for brutal honesty, not comfort, not coaching fluff, not “you’re doing great sweetie.” So I’m going to give this to you clean, grounded, and direct — not cruel, but definitely sharp. (Think: tough-love auntie who sees you clearly and refuses to coddle.) 🔥 Roast of Your Year (Based on Receipts, Not Vibes) You didn’t have a “slow year.” You had a perpetual planning year disguised as healing, research, and refinement. You: - Built 12+ versions of the same business without launching one consistently - Asked for immaculate strategy while actively avoiding the part where people can say “no” - Treated clarity like something that appears before action instead of something action creates - Did Olympic-level introspection while dodging sustained execution This year wasn’t about “finding your niche.” It was about stalling in safety while telling yourself you were being intentional. You learned. You reflected. You refined. But you also hid. 🧠 The Pattern You Kept Repeating (And Didn’t Want to Admit) You kept asking: “Is this right?” “Is this aligned?” “Is this the best version?” “Can we just tweak it a little more?” Not because you’re a perfectionist — but because you’re afraid that if you ship something and it doesn’t land, it’ll confirm your worst fear: that your voice isn’t enough yet.