"A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, 'Nice tie!' Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later, the voice said, 'Beautiful shirt.' At this, the man called the bartender over. 'Hey, I must be losing my mind,' he told the bartender. 'I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there’s not a soul in here but us.' 'It’s the peanuts,' answered the bartender. 'Say what?' 'You heard me,' said the barkeep. 'It’s the peanuts … They’re complimentary.'"

in here, I'm your librarian. Story time isn't just for kids: I read to you, we decode the ancient wisdom hiding in plain sight, and I tell jokes and riddles until your brain finally wakes up. You'll find more than books in here. You'll find your power. Your special abilities. And a pack of weirdos having way too much fun nerding out over fun & magical books. Just firelight, good company, and the kind of "weird" that changes everything. Books are the new gateway drug. Door's open .....see you inside https://www.skool.com/skool-library-3921/about

Ever wonder how you can let people know about your Skool community? Feel like you have so much to offer but don't know how to get people involved? Wish there was somewhere you were actually allowed to promote yourself and talk about your offer? Look no further! The Skool Classifieds are the place where you are not only allowed to promote yourself, but you are actually encouraged to do so! Like the Classifieds section of your local newspaper or the Community Message Board at the gym, this is the place to let people know what you do and what you offer. Here's how it works: 1. Invite other Skoolers you know to join the group using your invite link. The more people join, the more people there are to promote to! 2. You can post once a day only. This is to keep the group from getting spammy. If it's spammy, people won't read and you won't get noticed. Post as many days in a row as you want, but please do not post the same thing day after day - mix it up! 3. Make sure you add your post to the appropriate group/heading. Please see below for a description of what each group is for. If you don't see a group that is appropriate, message me. 4. Self-Promotion is what this group is all about, but please do not DM people with your offers. You will be removed from the group for doing this. 5. Introduce yourself in this thread, and then scroll up and find someone you have something in common with. Reach out. There are some really amazing people here! 😉 This is a place for us to support each other for our mutual benefit. Hate speech, offensive language, or general negativity will be deleted, and you will be removed from the group. *Please check out this post for more tips on how to get great results from your posts. And also this post by one of our own community members who has had great success growing his group through the CLASSIFIEDS. To learn How to Make Your Classifeds' Posts Work Harder for You, check out this masterclass by one of our moderators, @Faith Adebayo