n8n is immortal. this is why i'm angry about it.
I SAID WHAT I SAID. š„ n8n is IMMORTAL. You can pry it from my cold, dead, heavily automated hands. š¤š LookāI don't hate the new stuff. Claude Code's nice. Cursor's nice. I use them too. This isn't about that. But I've watched you allāyes YOU, the "Claude Code is all I need now" crowd, the "I just vibe coded this in 4 minutes" founders, the "have you tried _" reply guysādo your little migration dances for 18 months. And where are we? Me? I'm still here. š«” My workflows don't sleep. They don't get deprecated. They don't wake me up at 3am crying about a breaking change some PM pushed on a Tuesday. Meanwhile half of you are rebuilding the exact same automation for the fourth time this year because "no but THIS one's different I swear" ā and somehow you're proud of it. The Stockholm syndrome is real. š Here's what broke me: I'm honestly just trying to watch YouTube. Minding my business. Having a good time popcorns on the side.šæ And the algorithm shoves another "n8n is DEAD" video down my throat. I wish I could reach through the screen and choke whoever's behind that recommendation engine. I really do. So I switch to Shorts. Escape. 20 minutes of peace. Brain finally quiet. Then it happens again. Some guy in a ring light. 47 followers. "Why I finally left n8n forā" COME ONNNN MANNNN!!!!! š¤š¤š¤ I've had ENOUGH. I wish I could find you. I will find whoever wrote that script and I will make you watch my 3,000-node workflow execute in real time until you understand what you've done. Clients don't care what you built it with. They care that it works. "Did you fix my thing?" Yes? Cool. We're done here. ā
That's the whole conversation. No one asks to see your stack. No one claps for your migration blog post. They just want the problem gone and their money's worth. š° n8n doesn't need your respect. It needs your node. And it will outlive us allāprobably you, definitely that guy with the ring light. ā°ļø Fight me in the comments. I've got my battle station ready and 47 backup workflows that survived every hype cycle you didn't. š”ļø