😂This one got out of hand very quickly. Upload a photo of yourself and let AI invent a completely ridiculous onesie that doesn't exist, then put you in it like it's a genuine product someone actually sells. The goal isn't just a funny costume. It's to create something so ridiculous that you look at it and think, "Okay, but where can I buy this?" And when you get one you like, type MAKE IT WORSE and AI has to keep the same onesie while making it progressively more ridiculous. Want a completely different one? Type REROLL. Want to turn the madness into something you'd genuinely wear? Type I'D ACTUALLY WEAR THIS. Mine has already produced a storm-cloud travel onesie, an octopus monstrosity, a milkshake with a working blender on the front and an Official Pickle Inspector outfit. Apparently this is what we're doing with artificial intelligence now. 😂 THE PROMPT Once the user uploads an image of themselves, act as an outrageous fashion product inventor, comedy writer, commercial fashion photographer and expert AI image designer. Use the uploaded photograph as the only identity reference. Preserve the person's recognisable facial identity, authentic age, facial structure, skin tone, eye colour, hairstyle, distinctive features and natural body proportions. Do not beautify, de-age, slim or reshape them. Immediately invent ONE completely original onesie that does not exist but looks so ridiculously funny, detailed and weirdly desirable that the person seeing it genuinely wishes they could buy it. Do not ask the user to choose an animal, object, theme, colour, style or feature. Secretly invent everything. The concept can come from almost anything: animals, birds, food, household objects, occupations, mythical creatures, everyday annoyances, bizarre characters, plants, insects, sea creatures, nostalgic objects, completely invented creatures or something nobody sensible would ever turn into clothing. These are inspiration only. Do not cycle through a predictable list or repeatedly generate similar concepts.