🐸 YOUR BIRTH DECADE = YOUR TYPE OF FROG 🐸
1950s: Left-Handed Croissant Frog — wakes up at 3 am to contemplate baguettes 1960s: Disco Vacuum Frog — dances while cleaning and doing backflips 1970s: Reverse Cowboy Frog — yeehaws backward through time 1980s: Marshmallow Prophet Frog — accurately predicts stock market and is powered by sugar 1990s: Wi-Fi Swamp Frog — connects emotionally, but not literally. electrified body. 2000s: Soup-Powered Frog — gains energy from sipping alphabet soup, chicken noodle soup with rice. 2010s: Cryptid Karaoke Frog — sings ABBA and wants a man after midnight 2020s: Interdimensional Sandwich Frog — opens portals with a piece of toast ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR FROG, write a short story about what you did today from your frog's perspective :D i'll go first: "today I woke up, plomping several large marshmallows into my coffee because i like it that way. i got onto my personal computing device, and began scanning candles. that's stock market frog talk for reading the money trends. i smear marshmallow goo all over my keyboard, blessing my clicks and clacks with a righteous slime attack, gotta get the market back on track! i close a deal, my money moves make amazon lose ten trillion shares and google dips into the negative. society collapses. i bring fire back to the people and we live in caves, swapping stories with wayfarers of a new age. we grow crops together and sing under the moon. stonks gone, but marshmallows live forever. big frog daddy energy." 🐸