🐸 YOUR BIRTH DECADE = YOUR TYPE OF FROG 🐸

1950s: Left-Handed Croissant Frog — wakes up at 3 am to contemplate baguettes

1960s: Disco Vacuum Frog — dances while cleaning and doing backflips

1970s: Reverse Cowboy Frog — yeehaws backward through time

1980s: Marshmallow Prophet Frog — accurately predicts stock market and is powered by sugar

1990s: Wi-Fi Swamp Frog — connects emotionally, but not literally. electrified body.

2000s: Soup-Powered Frog — gains energy from sipping alphabet soup, chicken noodle soup with rice.

2010s: Cryptid Karaoke Frog — sings ABBA and wants a man after midnight

2020s: Interdimensional Sandwich Frog — opens portals with a piece of toast

ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR FROG, write a short story about what you did today from your frog's perspective :D i'll go first:

"today I woke up, plomping several large marshmallows into my coffee because i like it that way.

i got onto my personal computing device, and began scanning candles.

that's stock market frog talk for reading the money trends.

i smear marshmallow goo all over my keyboard, blessing my clicks and clacks with a righteous slime attack, gotta get the market back on track!

i close a deal, my money moves make amazon lose ten trillion shares and google dips into the negative.

society collapses.

i bring fire back to the people and we live in caves, swapping stories with wayfarers of a new age.

we grow crops together and sing under the moon.

stonks gone, but marshmallows live forever.

big frog daddy energy." 🐸

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