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Roger Blows (Be Thou My Vision)
Song: Be Thou My Vision Trumpet: Flip Oakes C Trumpet Suit Canali
Roger Blows (Be Thou My Vision)
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What's going on with your waistline? Starting to look like Floydman.
Urgent Dispatch: Absence of His Grace Amid Greenland Escalation
Gentlemen, Ladies It is with a mixture of regret, concern, and no small amount of disbelief that I must once again issue a formal communiqué regarding the prolonged absence of His Grace, Lord René — Gentleman-at-Liberty, Of Counsel, and, for reasons still under investigation, Honorary Cultural Attaché to the Danish Realm. As previously noted, His Grace had intended to return to active Society duties this week, including final sign-off on the Elements of a Gentleman curriculum. Unfortunately, that return has been indefinitely postponed, due to what is now being described — even by traditionally neutral Swiss newspapers — as an “escalating international incident.” You will, of course, be aware of the ongoing tensions between the Trump administration and Europe over Greenland. However, few are aware that the origins of the affair lie in a private liaison between His Grace and the Greenlandic Ambassador’s wife during last month’s Reykjavik Energy & Sovereignty Summit. While the exact nature of their interaction remains diplomatically ambiguous, it reportedly involved: - a miscommunicated sauna invitation, - a ceremonial sealskin robe, and - a regrettable misunderstanding regarding personal boundaries. President Trump, upon learning of the affair via unnamed sources (believed to be a disgruntled valet), has reignited his campaign to acquire Greenland, stating publicly that “if the Europeans can’t keep their nobility under control, we’ll buy the whole damn iceberg.” NATO, rather unusually understanding the seriousness of the threat, has mobilised a small joint task force. President Trump has since threatened retaliatory tariffs on European waistcoats and foie gras. His Grace, believed to be lying low in a remote fishing lodge under diplomatic hush, is said to be “reflecting on events,” with access to limited port and no external tailoring services. Until further notice — or until NATO stands down — His Grace will remain unable to fulfil his Society responsibilities. I have therefore been entrusted to continue issuing Sunday dispatches, safeguarding the archive, and keeping the younger members away from the brandy cabinet.
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@Jason Rochester it will Never be a state for that reason. It'll be a possession or territory. OR it already is.
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@Jason Rochester too cold for Texans. Horses too difficult on ice.
Sunday Service and Serving
Another great day of fellowshipping and serving God. Another making a combo from a two piece suit and added a waist coat to bring a new look. The pocket watch, tie ring, and waist coat from Amazon. A lady asked me what was my name? I said “Ranch” because I be dressing! lol have a great Sunday.
Sunday Service and Serving
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I'll call you Russian instead. Wouldn't insult you with French.
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The Dinosaurs Never went to church and look what happened to them!!!
Revelation preaching suit
If I’m gonna preach fire and brimstone than this is the suit to do it in !!!
Revelation preaching suit
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Love the Bolo.
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Al Voss
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Ret. Mil. E-8, author, comedy writer. Former: chef, comic, bodyguard, entrepeneur, paralegal, addiction counselor, 72.

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