𝗩𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗺: Your bank account. (And your ego.) 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗻: Somewhere between "Add to Cart" and "eh, maybe later." Suspects: 🔎 A sales page that's all vibes and no reason to buy 🔎 A checkout with more steps than a tax return 🔎 The follow-up email you never wrote, for all those people who almost bought You've already tried the usual fixes. You posted more. You made a shiny new freebie. You seriously considered blowing up the whole thing and pivoting into podcasting. Maybe you even vibe-coded an app. No judgment. Okay, a little f*cking judgment. None of it worked, because the problem was never that you weren't doing enough. There's a hairball stuck somewhere in your funnel, and nobody has gone looking for it. Enter @Liisa Reimann and 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗹 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗰𝘀. 🕵🏻♀️ Bring her the evidence: your website, your emails, your funnel, and that "people click but nobody buys" mystery you've been too embarrassed to post anywhere else. She'll dust it for prints until she finds what's actually broken. What's in the investigation kit: 🧪 Monthly sprints where you fix one real missing piece. October is the follow-up funnel, so that third suspect is about to get arrested. 🧠 Hot seats where an actual human looks at your actual stuff 🗺️ Trainings on what your buyers need next 🚫 No bro funnels, no manipulative BS, and nobody telling you to "just post more reels" Fair warning: Liisa swears. A lot. That's why she's one of my people 😉 She also has one of the sharpest marketing brains you'll ever meet, and she'll tell you the truth about your funnel when your friends are too nice to. $27/month. That's less than the stock photo bundle you bought and never used... and way better than a funnel that's not working for you. 🔍 Bring your case to 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗹 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗰𝘀 → Case closed. (Well, it will be once you join.)