If you think Nature is below you, And is powerless over you, Then you should go down to ‘Tornado Alley’, And maybe you will learn how to fly too! -Open Minded – Autistics Unlimited on WordPress 😛 🙂

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Up until the age of about 12, I was raised as an extreme vegan which meant we wouldn’t even eat anything that came from an animal! 🫤 So, we had the typical ‘lovely foods’ like powdered milk, soy bacon and sausage, various fake dairy products, and vegetable scallops. The last of which I still love today amid being around $20.00 for a single can! About the time I became a teenager I got the opportunity to go from powdered milk to REAL MILK! What an experience that was and from being deprived of it for the first dozen years of my life, I quickly became addicted to it! 😁 Over almost 40 years I have been drinking whole milk at the rate of 1/2 – 1 gallon per day and it has caused me to almost be unbreakable! I did break a finger once, but it took a lot of effort, repeatedly on my part, to actually break it! Society has passed along this idea that drinking too much milk is not that good for you! I think I have proven that one completely wrong… LOL 😂 Years ago, I was invited to host a Milkaholics Anonymous meeting! I took that offer and we all met in a secret location, well, at least we thought it was a secret! Apparently, some local cows found out about it! During the middle of our meeting, while we were all admitting to each other our levels of addiction, the COWS ATTACKED! 🤪 To the casual passerby, all they witnessed, was a bunch of naked people, Wearing Only Nike shoes, running for their lives across a field, carrying pitchers of milk, while being chased by a bunch of very pissed off skinny cows! In the distance, you could hear the calves cheering on their moms! And every once in a while, you could hear some guy yelling out, 'You Can Do It!'. 👍 Too make a long story short, that was the last time we ever met! We scattered across the globe to avoid ever being pinned down again! The 2 Truths to this story are that I really am a Milkaholic and I have only broken 1 bone in my body! The rest was for your entertainment! 😉 But here is a very interesting Truth that few people know!

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It's OK though, I got over it! 🤪