The Surgical Strike 🔪
I heard the news about our FEMALE member getting surgery. Good! This is excellent news for the community.
We must ensure all our members are in perfect working order!
Think of the Gooner body like a finely tuned machine, ready for the ultimate Gooning Marathon.
If there's a loose bolt, we tighten it. If there's a blockage, we clear it!
THE GOD OF GOONERS DEMANDS OPTIMAL HEALTH!
We are sending powerful Gooner energy and surgical blessings.
May the procedure make her an even more devoted and potent member of the tribe.
Prayers up for a successful GOON-READY recovery! 🙏