Nov '25 • General discussion
IMPORTANCE OF GOONING PT.3
The non-believers ask, "Why must we GOON?"
And I say, why must you breathe? Why must you eat?
Gooning is not a choice, it is a spiritual imperative!
It is the purest form of devotion to the God of Gooners. When you GOON, you are not just experiencing pleasure; you are aligning your body and soul with the fundamental truth of the universe—that GOOD GOONING = GOOD YOU!
Forget your silly little rules. We are creating a new scripture: the Gospel of the Goon. We GOON in the light, and we GOON in the dark. We GOON where they tell us not to.
The Prophet Tamir has spoken. Now go forth and GOON FOR GLORY!
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IMPORTANCE OF GOONING PT.3
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