My grandpa fought in World war 2

Here’s a fresh batch of extremely funny chess jokes to keep you laughing! 😂 1. Why don’t chess players ever fight?Because they always check themselves before they wreck themselves! 2. Why was the chess game so noisy? Because someone kept shouting, “CHECK IT OUT!” 3. What did the pawn say to the queen? “One day, I’m gonna be just like you... after a midlife promotion!” 4. Why was the chessboard so messy? Because the pieces couldn’t handle their positions! 5. What’s a chess player’s favorite animal? The knight-ingale! 6. Why do pawns hate playing with rooks? They always get cornered! 7. What happened to the chess player who became a comedian? They delivered their jokes with knight-timing! 8. Why did the knight refuse to move? He was horse from neighing too much! 9. Why don’t chess players ever need keys? Because they already know all the moves! 10. Why was the king always stressed? Because he had too many checks and not enough mates! Let me know if you want the jokes to get even wilder! 😄♟️

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