Ok I’m running on like 2 hours of sleep and a mandarin so forgive me in advance but I need to know this
Everybody in here keeps saying the same stuff
post consistently
engage daily
value value value
bro no
tell me the REAL strategy
the one you don’t say out loud because it sounds insane when you hear it back
like are you:
- stealing members from other communities like a raccoon stealing shiny objects
- commenting so fast people think you’re an AI
- joining 17 groups just to pretend you “accidentally” discovered someone
- DMing top leaderboard people like “hey king what’s your secret sauce 😭”
- running around Skool like a confused Pokémon trainer trying to catch high level users
- manifesting growth by staring at your analytics until they change
- pretending you planned content but actually writing it in the shower dripping wet
- copying someone’s vibe so hard you start sounding like their ghost
- or just raw dogging the algorithm and hoping it works
I’ll confess mine because the Yard runs on honesty and chaos:
I join a community
find the top 5
DM each one with the friendliest ego massage
ask them their top 5
join those groups
then suddenly I have like 23 random people backing me like I’m running for president
and boom 105 members in 30 days with no audience
I literally built a recruitment cartel by accident
also sometimes I post something at 4am that sounds deep but actually I was half asleep holding a juice box
YOUR TURN
drop your REAL strategy
not the polite version
the feral one
the embarrassing one
the “I can’t believe I’m typing this” one
I’m making a cursed YARD LORE trading card for the funniest answer
extra points if your strategy is morally questionable but still legal
let’s make the biggest comment chain this hub has ever seen
sorry for revealing my strat... I do love you for real you're so cool and have introduced me to sooooo many kewl skoolers: = just chillin no skool :)