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Real Nursing. Unfiltered. Slightly Concerning.
This course will instantly hook students because it teaches EXACTLY what they don’t get from instructors, textbooks, or clinicals — the REALITY of the ER, but broken down in a way that actually makes sense.
This is the course that makes people say:
“Finally… someone told me the truth.”
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Mod 1— Welcome to the ER
What ER nursing really is
The 5 personalities you’ll meet in the ER
A tour of the trauma bay explained like a friend, not a surgeon
What they don’t tell you in nursing school
Dark humor → why it keeps you sane
Lesson: How to think like an ER nurse in 10 minutes
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MOD 2 — Triage: Skills You Need B4 Anything Else
How triage actually works
Real examples of 1s, 2s, 3s, 4s, 5s
Why chest pain is never “just chest pain”
When to panic vs. when to get coffee
Recognizing the “sick/not sick” vibe instantly
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MOD 3 — ER Prioritization (Who’s Really Dying?)
What matters vs. what doesn’t
How to prioritize in real time
The “Are they trying to die today?” framework
Common student mistakes and how to avoid them
When to call for help → and what to say
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MOD 4— Stressful Stuff Made Easy
Labs, Lines, and Machines
Labs that actually matter
Labs you can ignore unless the world is ending
Fast ABG interpretation
Troponin + lactic acid cheat codes
IV lines, pumps, and tools explained in plain English
When to grab the crash cart (and when it’s just anxiety)
Printables:
Lab cheat sheet
Vital sign cheat sheet
Electrolyte crash course
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MOD 5— Pharmacology for the ER
The top 20 meds you WILL see
Sedation & pain meds
Drips explained like a normal human
Dark humor medication mnemonics
How to avoid med errors that ruin your whole week
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MOD 6 — Real Stories, Real Lessons, Real Growth
Real ER questions. Slightly concerning humor.
⭐ Lesson 1 — How to Think Like NCLEX, But Also Like an ER Nurse
⭐ Lesson 2 — 15 ER-Style NCLEX Questions (Dark humor rationales)
⭐ Lesson 3 — Downloadable PDF Packs
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