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The Fruit 🍎 I prayed for patience once. Once. God sent me a toddler, a traffic jam, and a customer service hold line that played "Amazing Grace" on loop for 47 minutes. I called back and said, "Lord, I think there's been a misunderstanding." He said, "Oh no, son. You're getting EXACTLY what you asked for. Just... slower than you wanted it." 😂⏳ Micro Moral 💡 Never pray for patience unless you're ready for God to enroll you in His advanced training program. Spoiler: There's no syllabus. Just pop quizzes. Daily. 📝😅