Let’s talk about pooping and farting.
Yes—it’s normal. Every single being on this firmament does it. Humans, animals, even bacteria. It’s part of life, and the reason everyone laughs about it is because it is funny. So stop treating it like it’s something gross or shameful.
Back in the Pleiades (if you know, you know), we think it’s downright hilarious. There’s no shame in letting one rip—just, you know, be polite if it’s a stinker.If you eat red meat or gas-producing veggies, you’re gonna clear a room. That’s just science. The human gut isn’t really built to break down meat easily, especially if it’s undercooked. So if you love your steak medium rare, go ahead—but understand what you’re working with.
And to the men who still think women don’t fart or poop—please stop. Many women have literally made themselves sick holding it in because of that nonsense. Be classy if you want, be private if you prefer—but never be ashamed of being human.If you can’t handle your woman farting, you’re definitely not ready for childbirth. That’s the real deal—bodily functions everywhere.
So laugh about it. Embrace it. Every creature does it. Life’s too short to be uptight about gas.