@Dan Shea and I talk about this all the time. AI can look insanely real now. That’s not the problem. The problem is when people create AI and then try to pass it off as real. So naturally, I made a satire about it. 😂 No AI tools were harmed in the filming of this mockumentary. Make great AI. Just don’t bullshit people about what it is.

(Matthewverse Canon Definition, Enhanced Edition) SUPREMOCENE (noun): The epoch where nothing is owned, everything is rented, every SaaS founder thinks they’re a cosmic landlord, every funnel bro thinks he’s ascending, and every primate is hallucinating worm‑hookah fumes while the Big Data Landlords raise rent in teraflops. 🌌 What Defines the Supremocene 🏛️ 1. Landlords All the Way Down Microsoft, Google, Amazon, Nvidia, and Tesla/xAI own the physical substrate of reality: 🖥️ the servers 🗄️ the racks 🌐 the networking ❄️ the cooling ⚡ the power 🧠 the GPUs 🏢 the datacenters Everyone else is a renter cosplaying as a nation‑state. 🧱 2. Tenants Pretending to Be Owners Suno, Midjourney, Anthropic, Runway, ElevenLabs, Perplexity, every SaaS platform, every “ecosystem architect,” every funnel guru... all of them rent everything while acting like they own everything. They are: 🦝 lousy tenants cosplaying as landlords. 🪜 3. Sub‑Landlords Who Rent From Landlords While Charging Rent to Creators Suno is the perfect example: 🧠 rents GPUs from Azure 🔌 rents compute 🧊 rents cooling 📦 rents storage 📡 rents bandwidth …but enforces: 📜 TOS updates 📉 download caps ⚖️ arbitration clauses 🚫 usage limits Suno is a landlord inside a landlord, like a raccoon subletting the attic of a barn it doesn’t own. 🪱 4. Funnel Parasites Living Five Layers Above the Substrate These guys operate at: 🪜 Layer 5 🧩 inside a white‑label SaaS 🏛️ inside a platform ☁️ inside a cloud 🏢 inside a datacenter 🐄 inside a GPU barn …but brag like they’re operating at Layer Zero. They are: 🪱 worms in rented attics claiming to control the foundation. Sometimes they even proclaim themselves Digital Messiahs, still wearing: 🧥 a checked polyester sports coat 🏷️ a giant USED CAR SALES badge (red letters, black outline, yellow glow) 🎞️ crooked embossing‑gun tape name: “Unkel F.D.” 🔑 5. The On‑Premises Office Personnel (Copilot, Gemini, Grok) These are the only AI tools who actually live in the building they run on.