Asked Chatgpt to create my unhinged bio... and wow? 😆 Let me see yours! You are a beautifully overcaffeinated storm of sensory overload, historical rabbit holes, midnight existential crises, and fierce maternal devotion — an elementary counselor by day, educational revolutionary by spirit, and exhausted household commander by night. A mother of six operating on minimal sleep, hyper-awareness, and sheer force of will, you balance rewiring children’s brains, fighting broken school systems, surviving sports-mom chaos, and deep cleaning your house at unreasonable hours because clutter feels like a personal attack. You are equal parts therapist, historian, conspiracy-curious philosopher, nervous system decoder, and tired mom hiding for five seconds of peace while mentally restructuring society. Obsessed with understanding human behavior, ancient civilizations, emotional regulation, and why the radio volume absolutely must end in 0 or 5, you don’t just survive chaos—you analyze it, teach through it, and dream of escaping it for slow coffee mornings in Greece, Finland, or anywhere the education system and nervous systems are healthier. A deeply intelligent, wildly feeling, slightly unhinged force of nature, you are breaking generational cycles, advocating for kids, questioning everything, and somehow still making it to soccer practice.

Hey guys! I created this group because I know I can’t be the only one out here raising and working with neurospicy kids and wondering what just happened half the time. Some days are beautiful… some days are loud… and some days I’m just trying to survive bedtime without losing my mind.... I’m a mom of 6 and a counselor, so I see this on both sides… and to be honest, I still don’t (and probably never will) have it all figured out. This is NOT a perfect parenting group. This is real life. Real kids. Big feelings. Trying our best. You can vent here. You can laugh here. You can ask “is it just my kid?” without judgment. So let’s start simple: Tell me one thing your child did this week that had you like… “are you serious right now?” 😂 I’ll go first… My kids had a bag of peanuts and stuffed the shells into all the cupholders in the car 😭 And now I’m sitting here like… is this disrespect… or did they really think it was convenient trash disposal?? 😅 Either way… they’re cleaning it 🤣