š«© SLEEP LIKE A TEENAGER is a chill community for those in their 50s and 60s who refuse to stare at the ceiling at 3 AM ever again.
ONE-TIME FEE: $47
Workshops & courses: Free
Monthly charges: Never
We all dream of sleeping like we did at 15, right?
The kind before mortgages and 24-hour news cycles ruined it for us.
Now there's a path back to:
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Fall asleep faster
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Stay asleep longer
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Wake up feeling restored
I'm Baz, a retired doctor who was chronically exhausted from anxiety and insomnia. I tried meditation apps, prescription drugs, therapy, and even Spicoli's herbal remedy š± ā all without success. You probably have too.
What finally worked?
š A 10-minute "chill reset" ā breathe and voice
⨠An easy wind-down practice
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Spicoli-approved š¤š¼
You'll-
⨠Stop anxiety spirals
⨠Fall asleep faster and sleep deeper
⨠Get your chill back
WHO'S SPICOLI?
An iconic counter-culture hero. His vibe is the stuff of legend. We all have an inner Spicoli who sleeps like a teenager and is forever chill. š¤š¼