Mechanic Shop Series – Chapter 1 – Derek the Shop Cop
By Stephen Lavoie & ChatGPT Derek wasn’t just having a normal Tuesday. No — today was the day he became… The Shop Cop. Armed with a red-and-green blinking headlamp that looked more like a disco ball than a tool, Derek stepped into Ray’s Auto & Fabrication like a man on a mission. He clicked it on. It buzzed. It blinked. It immediately gave three people a headache. “I’m watching everything now,” he announced. “Tool thieves beware.” Sam, the welder, didn’t even look up from his bead. “Find your own wrench yet?” “Nope,” Derek said proudly. “But justice is about to be served.” Above them, like a boss-shaped gargoyle, loomed Dale, the retired foreman — still watching over the shop from the mezzanine with a coffee in one hand and authority he no longer technically had in the other. “Derek,” Dale said, his voice echoing through the bays, “That headlamp’s got more watts than your brain.” Derek didn’t flinch. “Gotta stay sharp, Dale. The shop’s a crime scene.” Dale took a slow sip. “Then solve the mystery of how you made it through Tuesday without a clue.” That day, everything was suspicious. The missing 10mm socket? “Definitely an inside job,” Derek muttered. Grease on the microwave handle? “Sabotage, obviously.” The broken tape measure? “Clearly tampered with.” He began issuing warnings — bright yellow sticky notes slapped on lunchboxes, toolboxes, and one unlucky mechanic’s back. Each one read: Under Investigation. —Shop Cop Lars finally had enough. “You’ve written yourself up three times, Derek!” “I’m being thorough,” Derek replied, adjusting his flashing headlamp. That afternoon, Dale came down from his perch holding Derek’s long-lost wrench. “Found this… inside the fridge. Wrapped in tin foil. Next to your sandwich.” The whole shop went silent. Even the grinder stopped. Everyone turned to Derek. He blinked. The headlamp blinked back. “…The real criminal here,” Derek said slowly, “is poor fridge labeling.” Dale handed him the wrench. “Case closed, Cop.”