Welcome to the wonderful world of Poopology, where when you can learn all the crap there is to learn about rectal release, soon you will be able to call yourself a Poopologist. This might sound humorous or uncomfortable (which it is) but, we have helped countless people over 30 years of bowel programs. I have been called many names from "King of Crap" to the "Wizard of Suppos" and many many more names. It has never been a goal of mine to be associated with stool or that end of the body. In fact, It is very uncomfortable talking to someone for the first time and explaining what I do for a living. What is amazing is that most people ask me questions or start explaining their personal bowel difficulties. I do understand being the butt of a joke. Any inappropriate texting or vulgar language will not be tolerated. You will be cancelled from this group and reported to management.