Sure… it takes two to tango—but it takes three people, two kitchen chairs, ten pounds of sauerkraut, and a lifetime of hard-won expertise to properly execute the Traditional Bavarian Sauerkraut Harvest Stomping Waltz. One misstep and congratulations—you’ve invented regret. Nailed it? You earn fermented glory, sore calves, and the silent respect of ancestors you’ve never met. Tradition is a delicate dance. Mostly delicate. Slightly slippery. 🥬💃🪑 Stay Saur my friends